I’m now 2 years old. I held a lavish party for my closest friends at my humble abode. Unfortunately due to the record breaking wet November, I had to cancel the woods venue.
I’m talking more than ever, picking up things at a frightening pace and even impersonating voices when I’m playing.
Today unfortunately I have picked up a truly dreadful illness. I managed to position my parents in an awkward position when I projectile vomited all over the Sportsman pub. My initial thoughts are that I may have contracted a flu virus from my close acquaintance Poppy. Hopefully I will get over this cursed disease swiftly.